When someone takes my food without asking me.
September 2011
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video.
Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I’m just over here like:
Parents: Can you help me for a second?
You:
When you decide to quickly check your tumblr & get sucked into computer land for hours.
When you see that someone reblogged the same post as you,
But then you notice that they reblogged it from someone else, not you.
While looking through my yearbook...
When people say stupid shit on Facebook
“Username Has Already Been Taken”.
That moment when the person you secretly hate starts talking to you because they don't know that you hate them
And you’re just sitting there like
That awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime
Waiting for your friend to get inside the classroom
Walking into class and everyone shifts their attention to you.
Uh…hi?
When my friend says: "Look at them but don't make it obvious."
Expectation:
Reality:
In movies when they wake up in the morning, they look all beautiful but when I wake up I look like
How the female mind works:
Hot guy:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
That kick ass moment when the teacher calls on you because they thought you weren't paying attention
and you answer the question right.
WHAT NOW BITCH!?
When a friend leaves without giving you a hug
I’m like “Get back here and hug me bitch”
Being weird is so much fun... →
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when someone talks to you:
when you and your bestfriend say something at the same time:
At a 5 star restoraunt:
Laughing:
Talking to your crush:
Explaining directions to someone:
Flirting:
Giving your bestfriend a hug:
And people just look at you like:
and you’re just like:
